I'm paranoid of a great many things, but most of all I have a HUGE paranoia that if I speak of (or in this case, write about) them, they will turn into a reality. SO, easy answer- we'll skip this prompt!



Instead, I'll go with-When I grow up I want to be like:



Okay, so you're probably thinking at this point I'm going to say something along the lines of my Mom or [insert family member here]. See, you'd be wrong. I love my momma, but if I am to answer this honestly I can't pick just one person. So, I'm picking three people that I've never met in real life, and who cares if one is a fictional character, right? But, the image of the three combined is what I aspire to be.



June Cleaver

Dita Von Teese

Lucille Ball



There ya go. Perfect me.

Who can resist an amazing figure, a penchant for glamour, intelligence, an amazing caring heart, incredible family values, kickass domestic side mixed with a lot of funny and a quirky disposition? NOT I!



Yep, that's exactly who I want to be when I group up. Mhm.