So, last night the munchkin was nice enough to allow Mommy and Daddy a nice,loooooooooooooong nap in the afternoon. So long, in fact, that we didn't wake up until 1AM. Go ULY!
What do I decide to do at that time? Cook? Clean? Roll over and go back to sleep? NO! In pure Jess fashion, I decide to pick a fight:
Me: Honey, if you and I wouldn't have talked about getting married back in 2006, do you think we would be married now?
Him: No.
Me: -Grumble- Really? What do you mean no?
Him: C'mon. That's like me asking you if we wouldn't have had that conversation about having a baby, would Uly be here now?
Me: No, it's not. I've ALWAYS wanted Uly, just like I've always wanted to marry you...
Him: I don't want to talk about it. You know why I didn't want to get married. Why are you bringing this up?
Me: Well, because, it would be nice to know you married me because you WANTED to, not because I MADE you...
silence...
silence...
Me: -sigh-
Him: Come on! You know I wanted to be with you and I love you. Besides, we're married now and that's what counts.
Me: -Grunt-
So, a little while passes and he's making these motivational posters of Uly which are hella funny.
I happen to glance over to his facebook and notice he responded to someone that posted "Single now. Anyone interested?"
That's right. I ripped into him again.
Me: So, you're interested, ey?
Him: WHAT? What are you talking about?
Me: That post-"single now, anyone interested?" You replied. You're interested?
Him: See, you shouldn't joke around with things like that.
Me: Joke? I'm not joking. I'm serious. You're interested?!
Him: -completely baffled-...are you serious??? Did you even loo...wait. You ARE serious!! Look at the name!
Me: Yeah, cray...
Him: Cray...A MAN. Forget it. I'm going to bed.
Well, Cray COULD be a woman, right? RIGHT?!
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